Ow! A paper cut!

PAPER CUT-OUTS.

I then took out some graph paper, cut myself a small sliver, and wrote a poetic something or the other

the fork using the knife. Make a cone of paper. Cut off the end and

I got a paper cut this morning.

and unlike a paper cut, it did not hurt at all because that edge was so sharp.

So I taped these duct tape blades to it, to the point where I can spin it with my hand without getting a paper cut.

It's not like he has a paper cut.

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts Flashbacks waking me up I get drunk but it's not enough Cause the morning comes and you're not my baby I look through the windows of this love Even though we've ordered them up Chandeliers still flicker in here Cause I can't pretend it's okay when it's not It's death by a thousand cuts My heart, my hips, my body, my love Trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch Gave up on me like I was a bad drug Now I'm searching for signs in a haunted club Our songs, our films, united we stand Our country, yes it was a lawless land Quiet my fears with the touch of your hand Paper cut stings from a paper man dance My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust Trying to find a part of me you didn't take up Gave you too much but it wasn't enough I'll be alright, it's just a thousand cuts I get drunk but it's not enough Cause you're not my baby I look through the windows of this love Even though we've ordered them up Chandeliers still flicker in here Cause I can't pretend it's okay when it's not No it's not It's death by a thousand cuts My body, my love, my trust But it wasn't enough, it wasn't enough, no, no I ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright They say I don't know I have three that I don't know So I was trying to think of what songs to do for this And you get like, I think you get like four So I was just like And so I was thinking about how it's autumn And that's like my favorite season And people on the internet have been kind enough In and amongst the people who care about my music Have been kind enough to associate autumn with one of my albums Called Red And you know, I guess it's just a very like autumn-y album And so I was thinking about that Like how it's so nice, the crisp fall air is happening And you know, I don't Google myself ever I recommend you not do it either But my dad does And he like will send me links to things And every once in a while I'll see them And that's the only way I get my news But he sends me these lists that are like very nice Like ranking my songs, which that's really nice of people to do I really love that people do that And I find it really nice And I'm grateful that people care enough to rank my songs There's one song that I'm particularly proud of Because when the Red album came out There was this one song on the album that I was like I'm the only one who loves this song this much But it's only because it happened to me and it was personal No one else is going to like All Too Well as much as like And when it came out on the album Like slowly but surely over the course of that album's life And then beyond, you know You guys have made that song something that was way more Than I ever thought the life of that song would be And like I've just had so much fun playing it in concert And like screaming it with you guys And yeah, so the fact that the song went out into the world And you guys like made it so that it's like always I think it's usually number one on any list That's like saying what my songs are Which is great And I'm happy that like my opinion lines up with your opinion on that Because that was probably my favorite song on Red And so I figured that maybe I would play it for you Before I do play it for you I just wanted to say thank you so much for having me This is really amazing to get to do this And I'm honored that I was invited And the fact that this many people would want to cram into a space I really, I understand the sacrifices that have been made for me today So here's a sad song about fall I walked through the door with you It was cold Something about it felt like home Somehow and I left my scarf there At your sister's house And you've still got it in your drawer Even now With your sweet disposition My wide-eyed gaze We're singing in the car Getting lost upstate Autumn leaves falling down Like pieces into place I can picture it After all these days And I know it's long gone And that magic's not here no more And I might be okay But I'm not fine at all Cause there we are again On that little town street You almost ran the red Cause you were looking over at me Wind in my hair I was there I remember it all too well Photo album on the counter Your cheeks were turning red You used to be a little kid with glasses In a twin-size bed Your mother's telling stories about you On the t-ball team You taught me about your past Thinking your future was me And I know it's long gone And there was nothing else I could do I forget about you long enough To forget why I needed you Cause there we are again In the middle of the night Dancing round the kitchen In the refrigerator light Down the stairs I was there I remember it all too well Maybe we got lost in translation Maybe I asked for too much Maybe this thing was a masterpiece Till you tore it all up Running scared I was there I remember it all too well And you call me up again Just to break me like a promise So casually cruel In the name of being honest I'm a crumpled up piece of paper Lying here Cause I remember it all Too well Time won't fly It's like I'm paralyzed by it I'd like to be my old self again But I'm still trying to find it After pleasure days And nights when you made me your own Now you mail back my things And I walk home alone But you keep my old scarf From that very first week Cause it reminds you of innocence And it smells like me You can't get rid of it Cause you remember it all too well Cause there we are again When I loved you so Back before you lost The one real thing you've ever known It was rare You were there You remember it all too well Wind in my hair You were there You remember it all down the stairs You were there You remember it all It was rare You were there You remember it all too well Thanks for having me!

For example, she got a paper cut and acted like it was a broken arm.